Phuket

We have moved to Phuket by yet another death defying ferry ride from Phi Phi and have been here for nearly a week. I'd love to tell you what Phuket is like but all I can say is that the toilet in our room is quite nice and the film channel on our tv is awesome. Yep, that's it, we're nearly leaving Thailand and those sly Thais decided to give us something to remember them by....a bit of Bangkok belly. We have ventured as far as the beach now though and we can tell you that pretty much every other female is either a prostitute or a lady boy, and 9 times out of 10 they will be attached to a fat German man looking like it's his birthday. Oh and for the record we have seen our first Western male and Thai ladyboy pairing. Lovely stuff. Malaysia here we come!