Rihanna and Chris Brown baby!

Rihanna, for goodness sake put some clothes on

Chris Brown and his 'gangstas', post descending from the ceiling, as you do!

We got to Auckland in time for the concert to end all concerts....Rihanna and Chris Brown! On entering the stadium, I won't lie, Nic and I felt old. I guess I didn't realise that the average Chris Brown fan is roughly 12, and comes complete with the obligatory market job printed T-shirt with him showing off his bling. Oh and we also felt very white. Once we were in though we put our concerns aside and the starting act was some fat dude 'spinnin some tuuuuuunes'! After a while Chris Brown was out on stage, to a sea of screams. Everytime he flexed his abs or showed the crowd his bum the screams reached frequencies only intelligible by dolphins. At least we could laugh at that cos he was really hamming it up and finding it funny himself i think. His show was really really good though, he was accompanied by a DJ that filled in all the dodgy changing-into-a-tighter-vest moments and his dancing was awesome. He even came down from the ceiling at the start, the CEILING! The best bit was a Michael Jackson tribute where we donned a red jacket and did all the classic MJ moves, and it was really a great show. Then after a half an hour gap Rihanna came out, wearing pretty much nothing but a hood. Ok, sorry she was wearing underwear, and a large hood. She sung all the classics as well as a few lame ones, and gradually she did manage to put on a few more clothes. She was pretty good because her singing is awesome, but to be honest compared to Chris Brown her show wasn't as good. They ended by singing 'Umbrella' together though which was a good finale! And then everyone went home, and it was WAY past their bedtimes.